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Friday, May 6, 2011

Erma Bombeck's "When God Created Mothers"

Happy Mother's Day to All! 



When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into his sixth day of “overtime” when an angel appeared and said, “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.”
And the Lord said, “Have you read the specs on this order?
·       She has to be completely washable, but not plastic;
·       Have 180 movable parts... all replaceable;
·       Run on black coffee and leftovers;
·       Have a lap that disappears when she stands up;
·       A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair;
·       And six pairs of hands.” ......

For complete passage click on original link as follows....

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